Northwest Fishing Reports

That was a riot Im waiting for a telemarketer to call right now.This one is pricless.

I honestly wish we didn't have that blocker so telemarketers can't call us. We got it a few years ago. I loved messing with them, I've had some creative little gigs to mess with them but nothing like a murder scene....

Funny Stuff!

It took me a minute to regain my composure to even reply to this. Good Stuff!

Oyea!! Thats good I've tryed to sale a car to one but that was funny.

This is to good...and to think,I thought I was funny when speaking to them like a drunk Irishman.
Good stuff!!!

My daughter used to tell anyone that asked for me that I was deceased and they had just gotten back from my funeral. I told her not to say that,#-o since I had my home phone number on my business cards when I first started my business. I would have to look at the caller i.d. to call the people back up and tell them I was not dead!

I remember one time, a newspaper soliciter called my buddies house, and he gave them the run around that he was illiterate and could not read. Needless to say, the caller felt really bad....

Lol, that was great I have a new hero! I once let a tele marketer on that I was exterminateing a bunch of rats with a rubber mallet, he hung up pretty damn quick. This guy needs a grammy!

I haven't heard that for quite a while....funny as hell!!! I laughed my butt off...too funny!!