Northwest Fishing Reports

i was at home depot when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. i took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "if i give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"no, i had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" i asked. "no, i don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "i need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"will you spend this on parts for your Muscle Car?" i asked. "are you NUTS?!?!" replied the homeless man. "i haven't owned a Muscle Car in 20 years!"
"well," i said, "i'm not going to give you money. instead, i'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." the homeless man was astounded. "won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
i replied, "don't worry about that. it's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and Muscle Cars."

@AMX... This is way too funny... I need to share this on my FB page. Thanks for the good Laugh!

Hahaha, oh man, that is great. This one is going on the fridge, for the WIFE TO APPRECIATE, hahaha

lol i just sent this one around work, lol its a good one.

Now Wall Street is reading it too. Very good. I shouldve tried that years ago.

Hahahaha!

Just might be the best fishing joke I have ever heard!

quality post

This is gold!