
Headed Paintballing on Sunday @paintball station *off topic*
- drysuperfly52
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Headed Paintballing on Sunday @paintball station *off topic*
me and some friends are headed to paintball station this weekend (sunday) and the more the merrier. they offer rentals w/500 rounds for $43. you can google them to get directions and more info.


Yes i am 6'8", NO i didn't play basketball in school
Re: Headed Paintballing on Sunday @paintball station *off to
I did that with the kids and their friends last winter, never again:
1) I am the tall fat guy that seems to be an easy target.
2) Semi frozen paintballs hurt when they hit tall fat easy targets.
3) Tall fat easy targets are not a nimble as they were 20 years ago, becoming easier to hit tall fat easy targets.
4) Tall fat easy targets have to pay to become tall fat easy targets, semi-frozen paint balls are not cheap.
5) Tall fat easy targets would rather go fishing...
I was wondering the whole time why none of the parents volunteered to take the kids? I now know...
1) I am the tall fat guy that seems to be an easy target.
2) Semi frozen paintballs hurt when they hit tall fat easy targets.
3) Tall fat easy targets are not a nimble as they were 20 years ago, becoming easier to hit tall fat easy targets.
4) Tall fat easy targets have to pay to become tall fat easy targets, semi-frozen paint balls are not cheap.
5) Tall fat easy targets would rather go fishing...
I was wondering the whole time why none of the parents volunteered to take the kids? I now know...
- drysuperfly52
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Re: Headed Paintballing on Sunday @paintball station *off to
ha-ha I know the feeling, I play in the spring/summer because half frozen paintballs hurt like a *****. I am 6'8" and can guarantee I get hit in the head at least once thinking I was hiding.
But when you get the chance to tag your brother dead center in the face mask that is priceless
But when you get the chance to tag your brother dead center in the face mask that is priceless
Yes i am 6'8", NO i didn't play basketball in school
- PokeyPrasch
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Re: Headed Paintballing on Sunday @paintball station *off to
Paintball was my love for many years, I played all over the NW and California w/ some of the NW tournament teams. It was a blast. Bein' tall isn't an advantage in paintball like it is in some other sports. Wow, 6'8- I bet you hate airplanes more than I do.
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