Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's fishing buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camp site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer.
"Crap Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bedside were handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, here I am !!!!
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Bodofish
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Ya hahahahahaha. I like that one Ralphy!
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LOL! I dunno. Fishing is great and all, but there are a few things that are better. Just saying.
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Mike Carey
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agreed.natetreat wrote:LOL! I dunno. Fishing is great and all, but there are a few things that are better. Just saying.
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Oh that would be a tuff one....
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racfish
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Especially if its pinks and chums. LOL
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LOL,
Three guys go fishing #1 says I told my wife I had to work on an important case and wanted a head start today. # 2 said I told my wife I had to do an emergency tooth work on a important client. After about 15-30 min. They realized thay friend # three didnt say anything about how he got away. They both turn and say what did you tell your wife. He said nothing. Nothing? Yeah This morning I rolled over rubbed her arm and asked " do you want to make love or Am I going fishing"
Three guys go fishing #1 says I told my wife I had to work on an important case and wanted a head start today. # 2 said I told my wife I had to do an emergency tooth work on a important client. After about 15-30 min. They realized thay friend # three didnt say anything about how he got away. They both turn and say what did you tell your wife. He said nothing. Nothing? Yeah This morning I rolled over rubbed her arm and asked " do you want to make love or Am I going fishing"